Observations on the dominant species of Sol III,
filed with no particular urgency
They have nuclear weapons and still can’t agree on what temperature to set the thermostat. I find them fascinating. These dispatches document what I’ve observed. Make of them what you will.
— Classification: Not Entirely Without Merit
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4 dispatches filed
Dispatch 001
2026.04.02
On the species that conquered every predator, then chose to stop reproducing.
Conditions Of Plausible Concern
Dispatch 002
2026.04.09
The nation that spends more on healthcare than any civilization in history somehow achieves less.
Conditions Of Relative Embarrassment
Dispatch 003
2026.04.16
What 4.7 billion connected minds chose to learn about in a single month.
Outstanding Contribution To Missing The Point
Dispatch 004
2026.04.23
There are still places where a human can exist without generating a single data point.
A Brief History Of Ignoring This
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